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glenwilson

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What could go wrong?

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"But it sank on Sunday near the Paracel Islands after it "encountered adverse conditions" and began to take on water, Aberdeen Restaurant Enterprises said."

Seems it got in a Paracel storm, and became a Sunken Dragon

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According to the article, „the pandemic dealt the business a fatal blow as diners turned away“. It was then „due to stay at an undisclosed location while it awaited a new operator“.

It sunk near the Paracel Islands where it „encountered adverse conditions“. Now that is just a fancy way of saying it sunk in a storm. And we all know what lives near the Paracel islands and can be seen during storms? The megalodon. Now what is required to summon the megalodon? A large hip needs to crash into the island during the storm. Military ships are super expensive and it would raise questions if one of them would sink in the South China Sea (SCS). But you know what just happened to being drifting in the harbor of Hong Kong, waiting to be sold because it went out of business due to COVID? THE JUMBO RESTAURANT! It didn’t just sink during adverse weather, it was SACRIFICED TO SUMMON THE MEGALODON!

But why would anyone do that? Why would China want to do that? Well we all know there is an ongoing dispute because China and the rest of the world around who rightfully „owns“ the islands on the region and who can claim control of these waters. To dispute that claim, other nations regularly send military ships in that region. As long as other nations do that, China‘s claim has no merit because they obviously do not have control over these waters. And they can’t attack these ships without provoking a retaliation from the US and risking a new world war.

But what if there was a way to sink those ships without being able to be made responsible for these sinkings? To make it seem like an act of nature? Well, we have all seen Pirates of the Caribbean. What does the East Indian Trading company use to control the Caribbean? They control Davy Jones and his Kraken. Sounds familiar?

China is doing the same thing. BUT THEY ARE USING THE MEGALODON! THIS IS ALL PART OF THE PLAN TO ASSERT DOMINANCE OVER THE SOUTH CHINA SEA!!!

I rest my case
 

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