Florida Man

[glenwilson]

Florida man…

Manchester Man: Hold my beer!

Drunk man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park

'Think about your life'

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

 

[glenwilson]

Never seen Disney’s Frozen but might be worth a look judging by what Frozen 2’s tag line is.

Frozen 2: Man Arrested for Having Sex with Olaf Doll in a Supermarket

Frozen 2: Man Arrested for Having Sex with Olaf Doll in a Supermarket

A Florida man was arrested for violating a stuffed doll from the movie Frozen in a Target supermarket.

buff.ly

 

[IceDiverTom]

Dude you really should stop reading those magazines at your hair cutter ^^

 

[glenwilson]

 

[glenwilson]

Florida man steals fire chief’s truck -- then nearly sets himself on fire while in jail

A Florida man is accused of starting several fires throughout Cocoa before stealing a fire truck, police told FloridaToday.com.According to the report, Michael Simpson was spotted Tuesday morning, throwing a brick around outside of a credit union. He momentarily laid down in the bank's...

www.rawstory.com

 

[glenwilson]

This deserves to be a Florida Man. Oregon: Hold my…, er, no thanks.

Man 'High On Meth Fights Off 15 Police Officers While Masturbating'

It took 15 police officers in Oregon to subdue the man.

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk

 

[glenwilson]

A Florida woman tried to build a bomb inside a Walmart using items she didn't pay for, police say | CNN

A Florida woman is facing charges after she went to a Walmart in Tampa, got items from the shelves and started making an explosive device inside the store, authorities said.

edition.cnn.com

 

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[glenwilson]

Florida, what the hell is boat porn?

 

[Deleted member 432]

Florida, what the hell is boat porn?

What if maker of that picture made typing mistake and its really "goats" ?

 

[glenwilson]

I know there used to be boat meetings - bend over and take-it… Also what is Goth Hospital?

 

[glenwilson]

Apparently a deadly brain-eating amoeba has been confirmed in Florida. It expected to starve to death.

 

[glenwilson]

EXCLUSIVE: A man who paid $150 for a “full-contact experience” with a black leopard says he had to undergo multiple surgeries after he was mauled by the animal in an enclosure behind a Davie home

Man mauled by leopard behind Davie home; animal’s owner charged

A man paid $150 for a “full-contact experience” with a black leopard and ended up needing multiple surgeries after the full-grown animal mauled him in an enclosure behind a Davie home.

www.local10.com

 

[glenwilson]

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[Riot_co]

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That "Proud of my actions" look

 

[Ch8nge]

And he got charged for "assault with a deadly weapon" lol happened in 2016 though

Florida Man Throws Alligator Into Wendy's Drive-Thru Window

He has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon

time.com

 

[glenwilson]

I bring you Michael Marolla, who was just arrested in Collier County with a live alligator in the bed of his pickup, two firearms, and multiple syringes loaded with meth.

Sounds like that gator was going to have a fun time!

 

[General_Misery]

Vasectomy redneck style:

 

[Akhara]

How about we play the „Florida Man“-game? Put the following into Google:

Your birthday (day/month only) followed by „Florida Man“

Then post the first result which is a news headline.

In my case, I‘d search for „June 3rd Florida Man“ which results in this beauty: