Florida Man

[glenwilson]

Florida Man is a thing! When you think a story couldn’t be worse there is usually a Florida man that says ‘Hold my beer’.

I give you the first example…

Headline: Man caught having sex with aligator.

 

[lakaelo]

lol just WTF never heard about florid man before

 

[Witcheri]

That's not the only one... there is a whole damn subreddit dedicated to this stuff. It's called r/FloridaMan

Also reason why you've never probably heard of florida man is that those news rarely make national headlines

 

[glenwilson]

Have to admit I hadn’t heard about it before.

Another example was a woman stopped by traffic cops. Gets out of car and whips out a ‘‘gator from the front of her pants (trousers) though it could have been in her pants too!

They do seem to be a bit, er, different in Florida.

 

[RIZLOID]

He was just trying the new designer condom by “Lacoste”

 

[glenwilson]

How did he calm it though. Did he tickle it under the chin and say “Gucci, Gucci, Gucci”

 

[glenwilson]

Deputies arrest naked Florida man while he was dancing and trying to fornicate with a McDonalds railing.

 

[glenwilson]

Girl cheats on her boyfriend, floridaman dumps ketchup on her while she's sleeping.

Florida woman accused of stabbing husband used to be his stepdaughter

Deputies injured in shootout that started after Florida Man shot at wife's Amazon Alexa smart speaker



Florida Woman Squeezes Man's Testicles So Hard They Bleed

 

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[glenwilson]

Florida woman arrested for grabbing husband's penis too forcefully.

 

[glenwilson]

Rage quit: Florida man tears door off hinges, throws it at girlfriend over video game argument.

This arrest photo looks like he got rounded up at the hairdresser or an all you can eat wings place.

 

[glenwilson]

So there is a hurricane coming. What is your first instinct? Drive to fill buckets with petrol!

 

[lakaelo]

....so maybe a fire is coming too now... lol

 

[parafant]

Open buckets with fuel in a closed car...

 

[glenwilson]

And another. What could possibly go wrong? Maybe they are recreating the Burning Man Festival?

Couple of points:

1. Why wouldn’t you put in in the back of the car and fill it there? Saves lifting it as that is still going to weigh 30kg(ish)
2. How much will he actually get home? Once that liquid gets moving, even if it is a shallow fill, that is going to fill the car rather than stay in the container. I assume that car manufacturers learnt that it is best to have a locked lid on fuel containers.

 

[parafant]

 

[glenwilson]

Florida couple has sex in police cruiser after being busted for drunk driving on bicycles.

 

[IceDiverTom]

Florida guy in Münstermyfield was sitting oild an naked on his pc, playing battlefield 4...

 

[IceDiverTom]

obvious not from florida, but don´t watch it drunk, you will shit bricks:

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[glenwilson]

Meet Cuca, African grey parrot stolen from Miami home along with guns, jewelry. Thief being sentenced today. Cuca knew hundreds of words. When they’d ask her “que quieres?” she’d reply “pinga.”

Because Miami.


"Está como Cuca la cotorra"
Literal translation: "She's like Cuca the parrot."
Meaning: a woman overdue for sexual gratification; a horny woman.

When Cuca was asked "what do you want,"
Cuca the parrot replies, "dick!"