Florida Man

glenwilson

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Florida Man is a thing! When you think a story couldn’t be worse there is usually a Florida man that says ‘Hold my beer’.

I give you the first example…

Headline: Man caught having sex with aligator.

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Witcheri

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That's not the only one... there is a whole damn subreddit dedicated to this stuff. It's called r/FloridaMan

Also reason why you've never probably heard of florida man is that those news rarely make national headlines :D
 

glenwilson

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Have to admit I hadn’t heard about it before.

Another example was a woman stopped by traffic cops. Gets out of car and whips out a ‘‘gator from the front of her pants (trousers) though it could have been in her pants too! 😳

They do seem to be a bit, er, different in Florida.
 

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Girl cheats on her boyfriend, floridaman dumps ketchup on her while she's sleeping.

Florida woman accused of stabbing husband used to be his stepdaughter 😲

Deputies injured in shootout that started after Florida Man shot at wife's Amazon Alexa smart speaker

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Florida Woman Squeezes Man's Testicles So Hard They Bleed 🥜 😱

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Rage quit: Florida man tears door off hinges, throws it at girlfriend over video game argument.

This arrest photo looks like he got rounded up at the hairdresser or an all you can eat wings place.

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