The official NRU Songbook™

Akhara

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Hello my dear NRU friends,

today, I present to you the official NRU Songbook™! Which is a collection of songs where the lyrics have been thematically rewritten to fit our community! For you to either sing when your wife forced you to mow your lawn or drunkenly sing in the Discord on a Friday night. Whatever suits your likes. Whether you currently feel down and everything seems too stressful or when you're in a good mood, just sing a long to these certified bangers!



First of, a short little song I call "Squattie's Mom", a fun karaoke version of the all time great "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne, written by me!



Squattie's mom has got it goin' on
Squattie's mom has got it goin' on
Squattie's mom has got it goin' on
Squattie's mom has got it goin' on

Squattie, can I come over after Zavod?
(After Zavod)
We can hang around by the Tanks
(Hang by the tanks)
Did your mom get back from her HAVOC trip?
(HAVOC trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip?
(Give me the slip)

You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now
Squattie, can't you see?

Squattie‘s mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want
And I've waited for so long
Squattie, can't you see?
You're just not the boy for me
I know it might be wrong but
I'm in love with Squattie‘s mom

Squattie's mom has got it goin' on
Squattie's mom has got it goin' on

Squattie, do you remember when I slit your throat?
(Slit your throat)
Your mom came out with just a towel on
(Towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared
(The way she stared)
And the way she said
"You missed his balls over there"
(His balls over there)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out
Your mom could use a guy like me

Squattie‘s mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want
And I've waited for so long
Squattie, can't you see?
You're just not the boy for me
I know it might be wrong but
I'm in love with Squattie‘s mom


Squattie's mom has got it goin' on (she's got it going on)
She's all I want and I've waited for so long (waited and waited)
Squattie, can't you see?
You're just not the boy for me
I know it might be wrong
I'm in love with

Squattie‘s mom, oh, oh
(I'm in love with)
Squattie‘s mom, oh, oh
(Wait a minute)
Squattie, can't you see?
You're just not the boy for me
I know it might be wrong but
I'm in love with Squattie‘s mom


We follow this up with "Noob Noob", a different spin on the all time classic "Rebel Rebel" by David Bowie, written by General_Misery!



Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo

Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo

Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo

You've got your clan bro in your scope

He’s not sure if you're bad or dope

Hey dude, you’re gonna lose this fight

Hey dude, I’m gonna kill you tonight

You knife me, and I don’t like it at all

We like shooting and we look divine

You love squads when they're playing hard

You want a kill and you want it fast

They put you down, they say you’re not strong

You whacky thing, you prove them wrong

Noob noob, you feel the stress

Noob noob, your KD is a mess

Noob noob, how could they know?

OP gun, I love you so!

Don't ya?

Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo

Another classic in which I try to tackle my UCAV-induced PTSD from which I suffer since I played my first round on Lumphini garden: "The Sound of UCAV". A variation of "The Sound of Silence" by Simon & Garfunkel:



Hello airburst, my old friend
You‘ve come to kill me once again
Because a UCAV softly gliding
Came to me while I was sniping
And the shrapnel, that was planted in my brain
Still remains
PTSD from UCAVs

Here in the back I‘m laying prone
Start to hear that fucking drone,
'Neath the rubble of Lumphini
Naively thought it would come see me
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of an unmanned plane
That split my brain
I fear the sound of UCAVs

And in the Chinese base I saw
Eleven people, maybe more
People playing without playing
Launching UCAVs without moving
People sending drones that blackened out the sun
Now I have
PTSD from UCAVs

"Fools", said I, "You do not know
UCAV like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might warn you
Stop that shit before I kick you“
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
no one
had the chat enabled

And the people bowed and prayed
To the flying god they made
The admin flashed out his warning
and the words that it was forming
The message said, "The words of the admin are written in the server rules
I‘m banning you fools"
No longer hear the sound of UCAVS


And last but not least, as a homage to my childhood, "Gotta' Blame 'em all!", sung to the tune of the Pokemon main theme!



I want to blame the NRU,
the server crashed again.
To insult is my real test
To blame them is my cause
I will travel across the map
Searching far and wide
Each admin I will verbally slap
'Cause they are never right

NRU!
Gotta blame 'em all
It's you and me
Blame laka and blame blugi
NRU!
Oh, the hamster died,
Throw my keyboard to the side

NRU!
Gotta blame 'em all
Now there's a queue
Only VIPs getting through
You blame me and I'll blame you
NRU!
Gotta blame 'em all
Gotta blame 'em all

Every badmin along the way,
their abuse I will face,
I'll spam chat everyday,
don't steal my heli place,

Sitting in the anti-air
I'm in the redzone
Getting kicked cause that's not fair
Admin you're a Hurensohn

NRU!
Gotta blame 'em all
It's you and me
Blame laka and blame blugi
NRU!
Oh, the hamster died,
Throw my keyboard to the side

NRU!
Gotta blame 'em all
Now there's a queue
Only VIPs getting through
You blame me and I'll blame you
NRU!
Gotta blame 'em all
Gotta blame 'em all
Gotta blame 'em all


I will sporadically update this when either I once again have a stupid idea or one of you gets creative! The songbook is open for submissions!

I will also offer to pay for 1 month of VIP for any non-NRU player that fully sings one of these songs during our friday night Discord sessions in front of me and the other NRU members as karaoke. Redeemable only once per person!
 
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Scoot

I'm a noob and I'm proud!
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Great idea @Akhara

Also thank you for including the Rachel Hunter music video!

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michjan2

Every weapon is worth using
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I will also offer to pay for 1 month of VIP for any non-NRU player that fully sings one of these songs during our friday night Discord sessions in front of me and the other NRU members as karaoke. Redeemable only once per person!
I will not be drunk but i can try xD
 
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Akhara

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You write I will fkin sing it,, hahahahah

Done:



Hello airburst, my old friend
You‘ve come to kill me once again
Because a UCAV softly gliding
Came to me while I was sniping
And the shrapnel, that was planted in my brain
Still remains
PTSD from UCAVs

Here in the back I‘m laying prone
Start to hear that fucking drone,
'Neath the rubble of Lumphini
Naively thought it would come see me
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of an unmanned plane
That split my brain
I fear the sound of UCAVs

And in the Chinese base I saw
Eleven people, maybe more
People playing without playing
Launching UCAVs without moving
People sending drones that blackened out the sun
Now I have
PTSD from UCAVs

"Fools", said I, "You do not know
UCAV like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might warn you
Stop that shit before I kick you“
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
no one
had the chat enabled

And the people bowed and prayed
To the flying god they made
The admin flashed out his warning
and the words that it was forming
The message said, "The words of the admin are written in the server rules
I‘m banning you fools"
No longer hear the sound of UCAVS
 

Body Bag

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Done:



Hello airburst, my old friend
You‘ve come to kill me once again
Because a UCAV softly gliding
Came to me while I was sniping
And the shrapnel, that was planted in my brain
Still remains
PTSD from UCAVs

Here in the back I‘m laying prone
Start to hear that fucking drone,
'Neath the rubble of Lumphini
Naively thought it would come see me
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of an unmanned plane
That split my brain
I fear the sound of UCAVs

And in the Chinese base I saw
Eleven people, maybe more
People playing without playing
Launching UCAVs without moving
People sending drones that blackened out the sun
Now I have
PTSD from UCAVs

"Fools", said I, "You do not know
UCAV like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might warn you
Stop that shit before I kick you“
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
no one
had the chat enabled

And the people bowed and prayed
To the flying god they made
The admin flashed out his warning
and the words that it was forming
The message said, "The words of the admin are written in the server rules
I‘m banning you fools"
No longer hear the sound of UCAVS
fuck it,, challenge accepted, ,hahaha I shall prepare alcoholic lubrication for the vibratory vocal chords, and an the good ole brits say

I will give it a bash...lolz

watch this space