Brewing kit for beginners and pros alike
Easy kit does not include instructions so I will give you a step by step guide to the process.
STEP 1: Purchase brewing kit readily available at numerous outlets.
STEP 2: This part is best done when wife is not around. Carefully remove contents and place in a cool environment making sure to use every available space for a better yield, and allow to stand for an hour or two.
STEP 3: (Generally by now wife has spotted your stash and the ear hole bashing has started) Remove kit one by one and pour into a suitable glass (not included) and allow to stand until the white bit separates from the black bit (optional)
STEP 4: Drink the liquid. Experienced pros can normally do this quicker than beginners. This is a critical stage if you play BF4, contrary to popular belief it does not make you invincible and jumping up and down doing the teabag dance in front of a tank doesn't impress anybody. Unless the tank driver is also trying his brew kit you are probably going to die.
STEP 5: When domestic bliss and harmony are restored (and only then) return to STEP 1
*WARNING* this experiment was performed in a controlled environment as it can have side effects like talking shit for hours and make you fall asleep in very strange places.
Easy kit does not include instructions so I will give you a step by step guide to the process.
STEP 1: Purchase brewing kit readily available at numerous outlets.
STEP 2: This part is best done when wife is not around. Carefully remove contents and place in a cool environment making sure to use every available space for a better yield, and allow to stand for an hour or two.
STEP 3: (Generally by now wife has spotted your stash and the ear hole bashing has started) Remove kit one by one and pour into a suitable glass (not included) and allow to stand until the white bit separates from the black bit (optional)
STEP 4: Drink the liquid. Experienced pros can normally do this quicker than beginners. This is a critical stage if you play BF4, contrary to popular belief it does not make you invincible and jumping up and down doing the teabag dance in front of a tank doesn't impress anybody. Unless the tank driver is also trying his brew kit you are probably going to die.
STEP 5: When domestic bliss and harmony are restored (and only then) return to STEP 1
*WARNING* this experiment was performed in a controlled environment as it can have side effects like talking shit for hours and make you fall asleep in very strange places.
