[NSFW] Our worst meals we've ever "cooked".

[SoulsEater]

Even though I see that you are all great chefs, I want to see the meals you have messed up !
I'll start :

Potatoes with bacon. And I thought, "What if I add tomato sauce and some cheese ?









Spoiler: it wasn't very good

 

[Akhara]

Even though I see that you are all great chefs, I want to see the meals you have messed up !
I'll start :

Potatoes with bacon. And I thought, "What if I add tomato sauce and some cheese ?
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Spoiler: it wasn't very good

I usually don’t take pictures of the stuff I mess up

That said, I may have gotten mixed up salt and sugar a few weeks ago when I made dessert…..

 

[glenwilson]

Most failures unfortunately are destined not to have the paise that they deserve. Potato and bacon plus cheese and tomato above seems a perfectly reasonable combination.

I don't think my mum has forgiven me for using a "cake" she made as a door stop for a few months before realise what I was using to keep a door from shutting!

My first few creme brûlées were a "little" scrambled. Yes the salt/sugar swap has interesting results. The other is when you see some 3️chef say you must never use x and y together and consider it a challenge and discover that they may actually know something.

Tend to not make too many mistakes now as have found decent recipies that work for me but will bear it in mind when something goes wrong. Trying a cherry cafoutis later so will see how that turns out!

 

[RIZLOID]

Never been any good at cooking as it needs timing and multitasking and Im rubbish at both.
Example: I make great toast and I make great tea, but if Im doing both there is a great chance the tea will stew or the toast will burn or both

 

[lakaelo]

Even though I see that you are all great chefs, I want to see the meals you have messed up !
I'll start :

Potatoes with bacon. And I thought, "What if I add tomato sauce and some cheese ?
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Spoiler: it wasn't very good

at least you can see, what you have done wrong.
wrong potatoes, this looks like that are not firm cooking potatoes and faaaar too little heat.

mostly forgot to make pics of the messed up meals. but guess there will be some coming lol

 

[StrrawberryA]

Sometimes, the meal itself is great. But then, plating ( like this ) ruins the impression.
This plating was not great.

 

[parafant]

Sometimes, the meal itself is great. But then, plating ( like this ) ruins the impression.
This plating was not great.

A very interesting way of serving the menu.

 

[glenwilson]

Sometimes, the meal itself is great. But then, plating ( like this ) ruins the impression.
This plating was not great.

That looks more like the aftermath of a crime scene! Even Safari on my iPad was shocked as it crashed when I tapped on the picture!

 

[edgarsmelderis12]

When its 5 good beers in me and about to go to sleep (00:00 ish) but im hungry.
Yestertday coocked rice, some lidl sausages and weggie salad (found in the fridge). all warmed up in micro.

 

[StrrawberryA]

When its 5 good beers in me and about to go to sleep (00:00 ish) but im hungry.
Yestertday coocked rice, some lidl sausages and weggie salad (found in the fridge). all warmed up in micro.

I just hope you didn't microwave the ketchup as well

 

[edgarsmelderis12]

I just hope you didn't microwave the ketchup as well

Thats exactly what i did

 

[General_Misery]

At a dorm we once made chili con carne whilst (of course) drinking - a lot. We added tabasco little by little but didn’t think the stew had the right sting sampling with teaspoons. Thus drink-add tabasco-drink - add tabasco etc followed and sure enough the tabasco bottle (and various other bottles ) were later empty and we sat down to eat. The chili tasted quite nice at first but then - . It was like the devil himself had been the chef and we abandoned the idea of eating this lucifer’s hell soup. Lots of beer needed and laughs mixed with howls of horror followed

 

[Scoot]

At a dorm we once made chili con carne whilst (of course) drinking - a lot. We added tabasco little by little but didn’t think the stew had the right sting sampling with teaspoons. Thus drink-add tabasco-drink - add tabasco etc followed and sure enough the tabasco bottle (and various other bottles ) were later empty and we sat down to eat. The chili tasted quite nice at first but then - . It was like the devil himself had been the chef and we abandoned the idea of eating this lucifer’s hell soup. Lots of beer needed and laughs mixed with howls of horror followed

Pro tip: Put the toilet roll in the freezer before you go to bed at night.