Funny signs & pics

[RIZLOID]

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Thats the NRU uniform for when we go into battle.
Get some for the fan shop.......they'll sell out in a week

 

[glenwilson]

https://noobsrus.co.uk/attachments/08488452aec81594cf769a444621107a-ski-outfits-skiing-jpg.4408/
Thats the NRU uniform for when we go into battle.
Get some for the fan shop.......they'll sell out in a week

Looks more like he is flossing than skiing.

 

[IceDiverTom]

Did not send this ones from christmas ;-]
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Plumber fun ^^ :

 

[glenwilson]

Some headlines.....

 

[glenwilson]

What the hell does this sign mean?

 

[Redd Tedd]

What the hell does this sign mean?

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There's nothing to indicate it's not approved of, whatever it means...
Looks like an opportunity for some people

 

[glenwilson]

There's nothing to indicate it's not approved of, whatever it means...
Looks like an opportunity for some people

Maybe it is compulsory as it is a blue sign? Looks kind of friendly though.

 

[RIZLOID]

What the hell does this sign mean?

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Thats my wife about to throw me into the carboot to get me home after a night on the piss...

 

[IceDiverTom]

Ayé Riz,

ah it was your way home, crossing me on da way to the beach.... was wondering for whome the warn for ;-]

 

[RIZLOID]

Thats a great idea to stop people drinking and driving.
They now make it easier for you to crawl home.....thats a win win

 

[glenwilson]

Couldn’t be bothered starting a new thread for ‘newspaper’ headlines so included this gem here....


Pensioner, 80, 'pushed entire arm into cow's rectum and masturbated' | Metro News

 

[Redd Tedd]

Couldn’t be bothered starting a new thread for ‘newspaper’ headlines so included this gem here....

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This is not a great advert for British tourism Glen.

 

[glenwilson]

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This is not a great advert for British tourism Glen.

Yes, that is true. Silly of me. Here is one from Florida to balance things up. Fortunately the headlines don’t represent the people of the places I have visited. Most are friendly, even when we went to East Germany the people were fine despite the constant expectation of being under surveillance. Kenyans were great too. One bloke wanted to give me his stash of uncut diamonds to bring back to the UK. I declined the offer.

Sheriff: Loaded grenade launcher surfaces in Florida Goodwill donation bin

 

[General_Misery]

What the hell does this sign mean?

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"UK tourist board special attraction: Two men will polish your car whilst performing sodomy"?
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Couldn’t be bothered starting a new thread for ‘newspaper’ headlines so included this gem here....


Pensioner, 80, 'pushed entire arm into cow's rectum and masturbated' | Metro News

So called "Brectin"?

 

[IceDiverTom]

some collected fun:

 

[glenwilson]

 

[lakaelo]

loool

 

[glenwilson]

“They said give Apple maps one more try, it has got a lot better.....”

Funniest caption I have seen for this picture.

 

[glenwilson]

My initial thought was to put this in the food porn folder....

 

[JiggaK]

The first attempt was too high