George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump died and are standing in front of god.
God asks Bush: "What do you believe in?"
Bush answers: "I believe in free trade, a strong America and the nation."
God is impressed and says: "Come to my right side!"
God asks Obama now:"What do you believe in?"
Obama answers:"I believe in die democracy, in help for the poor people and in world peace."
God is impressed and says: "Sit down to my left side!"
Now he asks Trump: "What do you believe?"
Trump answers: "I believe that you are sitting on my chair! "