Funny signs & pics

[glenwilson]

The BT tower in London. Actually been up there when it was open to the public in the late 1960s. Apparently it is now known as location 23 because it is a secret due to it’s importance for communications.

Despite all that technology it seems to run Windows as the sign system crashed!

 

[glenwilson]

Sperm extractor helps patients overcome embarrassment | Reuters Video

A Chinese company says its automatic sperm extractor is helping clinics collect semen from donors reluctant to masturbate in a hospital setting. The Jiangsu Sanwe Medical Science and Technology Center says their device, which has been sold to clinics in the US, Germany, Russia and France...

www.reuters.com

And you can buy one…

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www.alibaba.com

Some of the reviews, er, really suck.

 

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[glenwilson]

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I really hope that is a sewage truck. Because it really would be like May and most of our politicians.

 

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[glenwilson]

Saw that someone had noticed this. The UKIP party in the UK has a candidate in the EU elections ( there is a certain irony about them having candidates for something they hate but still) who’s common name would be, drum role…

Dick Willy Braine.

 

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[glenwilson]

US Navy admits it was one of their EA-18s that did this.

The Navy’s probe into sky penis

For the first time, the tale can be told.

www.navytimes.com

 

[glenwilson]

What a great idea, er, wait a sec. Lilian’s foof needs deodorant?

 

[glenwilson]

Mown into a lawn on the approach to Stansted Airport for the .

 

[General_Misery]

 

[glenwilson]

Have to admit being impressed with London. Hardly any people on the Mall - even less than normal tourist volume. That area is normally really busy even when nothing is happening. Plus the other trolling that is going on.

I am far from being fashionable but what is it about Americans, even those allegedly with money, that they end up looking as though they are wearing curtains. There is nothing classy about them at all. With Kremlin Barbie wearing what looked like a sanitary towel on her head, Donnie’s evening suit (that looks perfect Sir, <snigger>, fits like a (small) glove Sir.) Melania was dressed to show off the new kidneys she has had installed. It was a kidney op she had recently?

Best of all, they couldn’t put the Trump lot up in Buckingham Palace because of renovations. All 52 bedrooms in Buckingham Palace were either occupied or undergoing "renovation". Wonder if it had anything to do with someone’s, er, preference for showers that are golden rather than just porcelain.

 

[glenwilson]

And that pussy is staying well out of the way.

 

[General_Misery]

I just love it! UK - you rock

 

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[glenwilson]

After discussing Brexit with my mum (which basically like banging your head against a wall) these made be laugh. Thanks.

 

[glenwilson]

Whatever you do, do not put “Isle of man TT body warmer” in to Amazon search and then scroll down. NSFW

 

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[lakaelo]

mhh dont get it with the fairtrade??

 

[glenwilson]

Did you read the reply from Charlie Dunn?