What I Lie Awake Thinking About At Night...

Redd Tedd

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After another amusing exchange with Llama I was thinking about Llama based scenarios...

1/ Llama accidentally crashes his plane into an opponent, resulting in a heated chat window exchange - Llama Rammer Ding-Dong

2/ Llama in a tank - Llama Armour

3/ Llama playing Zavod: Graveyard Shift in suitable attire - Pyjama-Llama

3/ Llama forms an all girl 80's pop trio - Banana-Llama

4/ Llama grunge tribute act - NirLlama

5/ Llama builds a scale model of Golmud Railway - Dio-Llama


Side note (just before i fell asleep...:sleep:) - What should happen whenever Sarge enters a room:
:eek:

Is anyone else this odd?
 

glenwilson

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That is so funny! Literally snorted coffee!


New flooring material - llamanated wood.
New super hero - “I am llamaman”
For cutting the grass - a llamamower
A small scale recreation of the Matchu Picchu - a llamarama
For sealing paper in plastic sheets you need a llaminator.
 
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glenwilson

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Slanted square - parallamagram
High - marijuana llama
Red neck - Alabama llama

And the result of too much beer..... I give you Llamainian Rhapsody. :D


Is this the real life, is this just llamasy?
Caught in a llamaslide no escape from llamality
Open your eyes look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor llama, I need no llamathy

Because I'm easy come, easy go
A llama high, llama low
Anyway the llama blows
Doesn't really matter to me, to me

Llama, just killed a man
Llama, life had just begun
But now Llama gone and thrown it all away

Llama, ooh, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Llama on, llama on as if nothing really matters

Too late, llama time has come,
Sends shivers down my llama,
Body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the llama.

Llamaa, ooh (any way the wind blows),
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been llama at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a llama,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Llamadango?
Thunderbolt and llama,
Very, very frightening me.
(Llama) Llama.
(Llama) Llama,
Llama Figaro
Llamanifico-o-o-o-o.

I'm just a poor llama, nobody loves me.
He's just a poor llama from a poor llama family,
Spare him his life from this llamastrosity.

Llama come, llama go, will you let llama go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let llama go. (Let llama go!)
Bismillah! We will not let llama go. (Let llama go!)
Bismillah! We will not let llama go. (Let llama go!)
Will not let llama go. (Let llama go!)
Never let llama go (Never, never, never, never let llama go)
Oh oh oh oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, llama mia, llama mia (Llama mia, let llama go.)
Beelzebub has a llama put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can stone me and llama spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me llama to die?
Oh, llama, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get llama outta here.

(Ooooh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah)

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.

Anyway the llama blows.




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Redd Tedd

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Maybe 'physically mature men'....

I love the song. You've changed it forever for me.:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

We should do a video with everyone in a small blue car head banging with llama masks on :D
 
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So lame ^^
 

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