What I Lie Awake Thinking About At Night...

[Redd Tedd]

After another amusing exchange with Llama I was thinking about Llama based scenarios...

1/ Llama accidentally crashes his plane into an opponent, resulting in a heated chat window exchange - Llama Rammer Ding-Dong

2/ Llama in a tank - Llama Armour

3/ Llama playing Zavod: Graveyard Shift in suitable attire - Pyjama-Llama

3/ Llama forms an all girl 80's pop trio - Banana-Llama

4/ Llama grunge tribute act - NirLlama

5/ Llama builds a scale model of Golmud Railway - Dio-Llama


Side note (just before i fell asleep...) - What should happen whenever Sarge enters a room:

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Is anyone else this odd?

 

[lakaelo]

lmao brilliant

 

[glenwilson]

That is so funny! Literally snorted coffee!


New flooring material - llamanated wood.
New super hero - “I am llamaman”
For cutting the grass - a llamamower
A small scale recreation of the Matchu Picchu - a llamarama
For sealing paper in plastic sheets you need a llaminator.

 

[General_Misery]

Glen out of beer and bread = Llama drama
Glen on pilgrimage to India = Brahma Llama
Glen the gender bender = Llama mama
Glen in Nippon = Yokohama Llama

and finally...

Glen any day in BF battle = Llama Melodrama

 

[lakaelo]

Glen out of beer and bread = Llama drama

 

[Redd Tedd]

Glen out of beer and bread = Llama drama
Glen on pilgrimage to India = Brahma Llama
Glen the gender bender = Llama mama
Glen in Nippon = Yokohama Llama

and finally...

Glen any day in BF battle = Llama Melodrama

Thats beautiful... I just wee'd a little

 

[glenwilson]

Slanted square - parallamagram
High - marijuana llama
Red neck - Alabama llama

And the result of too much beer..... I give you Llamainian Rhapsody.


Is this the real life, is this just llamasy?
Caught in a llamaslide no escape from llamality
Open your eyes look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor llama, I need no llamathy

Because I'm easy come, easy go
A llama high, llama low
Anyway the llama blows
Doesn't really matter to me, to me

Llama, just killed a man
Llama, life had just begun
But now Llama gone and thrown it all away

Llama, ooh, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Llama on, llama on as if nothing really matters

Too late, llama time has come,
Sends shivers down my llama,
Body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the llama.

Llamaa, ooh (any way the wind blows),
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been llama at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a llama,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Llamadango?
Thunderbolt and llama,
Very, very frightening me.
(Llama) Llama.
(Llama) Llama,
Llama Figaro
Llamanifico-o-o-o-o.

I'm just a poor llama, nobody loves me.
He's just a poor llama from a poor llama family,
Spare him his life from this llamastrosity.

Llama come, llama go, will you let llama go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let llama go. (Let llama go!)
Bismillah! We will not let llama go. (Let llama go!)
Bismillah! We will not let llama go. (Let llama go!)
Will not let llama go. (Let llama go!)
Never let llama go (Never, never, never, never let llama go)
Oh oh oh oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, llama mia, llama mia (Llama mia, let llama go.)
Beelzebub has a llama put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can stone me and llama spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me llama to die?
Oh, llama, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get llama outta here.

(Ooooh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah)

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.

Anyway the llama blows.

 

[Mr.X]

You're all on Marihuna

 

[lakaelo]

You're all on Marihuna

lol thats why i love to be here. we are all mature men but we can have so much fun with such things. lol

 

[glenwilson]

lol thats why i love to be here. we are all mature men but we can have so much fun with such things. lol

I don’t usually correct someone’s English when it isn’t their first language but in this case I think the use of “mature”may be a bit misguided.

 

[lakaelo]

I don’t usually correct someone’s English when it isn’t their first language but in this case I think the use of “mature”may be a bit misguided.

lmao. true but i did not want to write " a bunch of older men" lol option B would be ..."more or less mature men..."

 

[General_Misery]

More like overmature i.e. having passed beyond the state of maturity; beginning to age or deteriorate

 

[Redd Tedd]

Maybe 'physically mature men'....

I love the song. You've changed it forever for me.

We should do a video with everyone in a small blue car head banging with llama masks on

 

[General_Misery]

As posted before in this forum: We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. George Bernard Shaw.

 

[glenwilson]

More like overmature i.e. having passed beyond the state of maturity; beginning to age or deteriorate

Bastard. I know I am on that downward slope of body parts failing but you don’t have to rub it in. You could have waited until the hell that is Monday!

 

[RIZLOID]

You're all on Marihuna

Or lack of it

You are all in severe need of counceling

 

[General_Misery]

Bastard. I know I am on that downward slope of body parts failing but you don’t have to rub it in. You could have waited until the hell that is Monday!

Sorry but you missed the fine print: not applicable to llamas

 

[IceDiverTom]

You requested it:

 

[IceDiverTom]

So lame ^^

 

[General_Misery]

Urban Dictionary: llama