Welcome Messages For The Server

[lakaelo]

in the past we had some welcome messages in different languages on the server. because we also have clan member and also regular player from all over the world it would be nice we could bring this messages back.

last time i made them with google translator and the guys who speaking this native languages were very amused because this translation was crap lol and edited to a better version.

however, would be nice everyone could translate the following sentence to his native language so we can ad them to the server welcome message.

Welcome to our Server. Be nice and have fun.
Willkommen auf unserem Server. Bleibt freundlich und habt Spass.

 

[AndrejBosnaBVB]

Croatian/Serbian/Bosnian
Dobrodošli na naš server. Budite kulturni i uživajte.

 

[JiggaK]

Yo check ma den Sörwa.. Sei cool und chill ma weita( AssiGossenRapSpracheSomewereInDarkCornersOfBerlin)
Sorry I could not hold that

now Seriously
good idea to ask first laka

 

[glenwilson]

Welcome to our Server. Be nice and have fun.

In English:

Welcome to our server, be nice and have fun.


Really, really sorry. I tried to resist but I had taken some Ambien and that made me do it.

 

[parafant]

Yo check ma den Sörwa.. Sei cool und chill ma weita( AssiGossenRapSpracheSomewereInDarkCornersOfBerlin)
Sorry I could not hold that

now Seriously
good idea to ask first laka

Amateur. You forget Homie Digga and Alta!

 

[JiggaK]

right!!! sorry how could I forget it ... voll korrekt von disch bro

 

[DarkByD3sign]

Whilst we're on updating things I took the liberty of updating and re-writing the 'join us' instructions

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Welcome to our forum and thank you for thinking of applying to join us.

NRU is not only a gaming community but also a great family who enjoy having fun whether this is through joking, conversations or quibbles with each other. Banter is also key on our forum the same way we do in game. So, as you can imagine we play for fun and not for our K/D ratio.

If you would like to join us then please help us get to know you a bit better. Whether this be from playing on our server or posting in our forum. We like to know the players before an application is submitted

Before starting your application, please have a read through our rules and guidelines to make sure you are both eligible and agree to our terms.

In order to apply and become a Noobs R Us member you must be at least 18 years of age at the time of applying. You should not be a member or intend to be a member of any other Battlefield clan.

So we can get to know you better and know whose applying we require a few bits of information about you:

· Name

· Age

· Location

· All gamer-ID’s used for ONLINE games

This information is also used so that we can run background checks on every application. You MUST also have a clean profile on PBBans & GGC.

Once your application has been received then we will start a vote for your membership trial. If you pass the vote, we will place you on a 2-month trial. You will have the same rights and obligations as our full members too meaning you will have to represent and administrate our server as well. Once and only once your trial membership has been approved can you use our [NRU] tags.

After the 2 months are up the other members will then have a final vote on your full membership. Should you be successful then you will then become a full NRU member.

 

[Lady_Musketeer_GER]

Hello lakaelo, this is a splendid idea.

Here is the Italian version:

Welcome to our server. Be nice and have fun = Benvenuti al nostro server. Siate gentili e divertitevi

 

[Witcheri]

Lets throw the finnish version out there: Tervetuloa serverillemme, olkaa ystävällisiä ja pitäkää hauskaa. (atleast something like that)

 

[RIZLOID]

Maybe use Google translate for all languages just for the fun factor of what it will come up with

 

[glenwilson]

And of cours there is:

nuqneH forum 'ej qatlho' pagh maHvaD muv applying.

nru wej neH gaming community 'ach je Dun qorDu' 'Iv yItIv jotlhmeH vegh quv puS qID, pagh quibbles je Hoch latlh wanI'vam 'e' tIv. banter je ngaQHa'moHwI'mey forum rap mIw wIlo'bogh qaStaHvIS Quj. vaj Hoch laH imagine SoH chu' maH fun 'ej wej k ghap d ratio.

vaj maHvaD muv vaj DubelmoHchugh maHvaD DaSov Suq bit Dunmo' QaH vIvut SoH. chaq ghu'vam vo' chu' jabwI' pagh qaStaHvIS forum posting. DawI'pu' Sovlu'chugh ngejtaH submitted application ghaytan maH

pa' application starting, nuqneH laD vegh che' 'ej guidelines vay' betleHvam lo'lu' batlhchaj eligible 'ej Qochbe' wabmey ghaj.

in order to apply 'ej moj noobs r maHvaD member ghob'e' qaSlaH 18 DIS qantaHvIS legh applying poH. vaj not member pagh 'e' member vay' latlh che'ron tuq Hech SoH.

vaj Dunmo' 'ej applying Sov Sovlu'chugh laH wej puS bits De' vIHtaHbogh SoH poQ maH:

· pong

· qantaHvIS

· location

· Hoch gamer-id ONLINE Qujmey yIlo'

je lo' De' chenchoH Hoch application checks patmey lulo'ta' laH qet maH. qoghDu'DajDaq choSay'moHlaH je qetlaw' pbbans ggc je.

wa'logh Hev application vaj membership vote start maH trial. vaj vote SoH juS, SoH lan maH 2-jar ghIpDIjlu''a'. rap nIH ta' je SoH je naQ members 'oS 'ej jabwI' je toH administrate ghaj je SoH qej. wa'logh 'ej neH wa'logh naD trial membership laH [nru] maq per lo' SoH.

qaSpu'DI' qaStaH jar 2 latlh Qav vote naQ membership vaj ghaj members. vaj successful vaj SoH vaj moj naQ nru member.

 

[JiggaK]

I have a question / idea:
Is it possible to find out which prem-maps are most popular?
because I think we usually have the most unpopular maps in the selection.

 

[lakaelo]

I have a question / idea:
Is it possible to find out which prem-maps are most popular?
because I think we usually have the most unpopular maps in the selection.

we have all maps in rotation now. i dont know any stats about which map is the most popular. also searched about that never found anything interesting

 

[glenwilson]

A few messages that maybe added to the welcome ones...


“Warning, unattended fast moving vehicles may appear coming towards you”

“T-Bagging is not a crime”

“All weapons permitted (including ‘noob’ ones)”

“You are never safe from a SUAV”

“The size of your ping is directly proportional to the quality of the porn yo are downloading”

 

[lakaelo]

done

A few messages that maybe added to the welcome ones...


“Warning, unattended fast moving vehicles may appear coming towards you”

“T-Bagging is not a crime”

“All weapons permitted (including ‘noob’ ones)”

“You are never safe from a SUAV”

“The size of your ping is directly proportional to the quality of the porn yo are downloading”

 

[parafant]

Watch out if Lakaelo is driving. He had much "little" accidents...

 

[glenwilson]

Watch out if Lakaelo is driving. He had much "little" accidents...

That is simply not true. By the time the “accident” happens the vehicle is usually in autonomous mode and someone’s fate is sealed.

 

[lakaelo]

That is simply not true. By the time the “accident” happens the vehicle is usually in autonomous mode and someone’s fate is sealed.

oh yes, because i accidently hit the wrong button and falling out the car.

 

[FortunaMagica]

in the past we had some welcome messages in different languages on the server. because we also have clan member and also regular player from all over the world it would be nice we could bring this messages back.

last time i made them with google translator and the guys who speaking this native languages were very amused because this translation was crap lol and edited to a better version.

however, would be nice everyone could translate the following sentence to his native language so we can ad them to the server welcome message.

Welcome to our Server. Be nice and have fun.
Willkommen auf unserem Server. Bleibt freundlich und habt Spass.

alright here ya go mate this be the language of tha vikings xD

Velkommen til vores server, vær venlig og imødekommende, og husk at have det sjovt.

there ya go XD