Wankers Rant!

[Witcheri]

Howzah folks!

Me, @1nfinity84, @ParisX and @waxxzer have started writing a blog called Wankers Rant! Amazing isn't it? You never would've thought that 3 cocks like us would do something like this just for fun, didn't you? Anyway here we are and we'd like to introduce you to our work! Simply we are writing about things we do, rant about things we dont like and hopefully teach people how to do simple work around the home along the way. Our goal is to rid some of the incompetence off this planet and give people skills to do things themselves and not just call a specialist that will bill them hundreds of euros for a simple job that you can do!

our little blog is found at: Home - Wankers Rant - The Place For Smart Home Tips, Technology Tips, and RANTS.

please give your feedback on it and tell us what you'd like to see!

 

[lakaelo]

nice and nice to read.
this confuzed me a bit:

http://wankersrant.cf/about-us/

i would sort this part a bit more who is who.

What’s all going to be here?​

Well as I said before, there’s three of us and the group is rather diverse. I’m Vojtech and i am really incompetent at any work that’s done by hand, I love technology, currently I’m in the process of converting my house to a Google Home automated smarthome. I tried my hand at machine learning, I know a bit of Photoshop. For some time I was a professional photograph. I used to sell cars and then I managed a dealership. I build a kennel for my dog (while being completely incompetent at handy work) and I also can connect an electric outlet if need be. So you can expect to see all kinds of weird articles with my name stuck on them… so that’s it


Alright Tones here. After nursing my hangover all day, I finally managed to get my lazy ass off the couch and write down something about myself. I have to say it’s not easy for me to write about myself, but maybe it gets better over time. Same as Vojtech, I have a true passion for all kinds of technology and gadgets. I’m also a bit more competent when it comes to any work done by hand. As someone who has only just graduated from school i might not have much to give, but i’ll try my best. At the least i’ll add some snarky comments if Vojy here manages to somehow screw something up.


And this is a placeholder for Rutger our last wanker to write something about himself.

With the names it is a bit more personal because a blog is something what like to have some more close personal relationship.

 

[Deleted member 2634]

Funny how you guessed who is who... xD

 

[Deleted member 2634]

Thanks for the tip, mate, updated... also thanks to you I noticed how I wrote that I was a "professional photograph" xD

 

[lakaelo]

"professional photograph" xD

but no professional cleaner lol

 

[Deleted member 2634]

but no professional cleaner lol

nah, not really, no.

 

[lakaelo]

but no professional cleaner lol

and that not all scratches. but you can try to polish them away. do you have some kind of polishmashine for cars or a polishplate plugin for your screwdriver? put some car polish on that and here we go. could also be a good theme for your blog when its working lol

 

[Deleted member 2634]

oh good idea thanks. I don't have a polish machine, but using a fine polish would work by hand probably... Thanks for the tip! I have some meguiars ultimate polish lying around.

 

[lakaelo]

but using a fine polish would work by hand probably

i guess you will get arms like popeye doing this per hand you can use this things for a powerdrill. MELAU® Polierscheiben für Bohrmaschine - 6tlg - Polieraufsatz Akkuschrauber - mit Aufbewahrungsbox - für Oberflächen aus Edelstahl, Alu, Keramik, Glas, Kunststoff etc.: Amazon.de: Baumarkt

 

[Deleted member 2634]

Oh not really, Meguiar's stuff works well even by hand I done a ton of cars with it... usually for flipping... and they looked like new

 

[Deleted member 2634]

We have a proper logo now ))

 

[Witcheri]

We have a proper logo now ))

Good pun

 

[edgarsmelderis12]

i guess you will get arms like popeye doing this per hand you can use this things for a powerdrill. MELAU® Polierscheiben für Bohrmaschine - 6tlg - Polieraufsatz Akkuschrauber - mit Aufbewahrungsbox - für Oberflächen aus Edelstahl, Alu, Keramik, Glas, Kunststoff etc.: Amazon.de: Baumarkt

He allready have big arms from polishing his "bolt" daily

 

[lakaelo]

We have a proper logo now ))

brilliant logo

 

[glenwilson]

"Me, @1nfinity84, @ParisX and @waxxzer" " 3 cocks"

Just wondering if you need a proof reader?

Interesting reads and a good starting subject!

 

[We4re0ne]

"Me, @1nfinity84, @ParisX and @waxxzer" " 3 cocks"

Just wondering if you need a proof reader?

Interesting reads and a good starting subject!

The me excluded himself from the cocks

 

[Witcheri]

My mistake was writing this while i was somewhat tired and distracted.

 

[Deleted member 2634]

It's 3 cocks... Waxy is Cocktagnan

 

[Deleted member 2634]

"Me, @1nfinity84, @ParisX and @waxxzer" " 3 cocks"

Just wondering if you need a proof reader?

Interesting reads and a good starting subject!

I'd be all for it

 

[glenwilson]

If you want guest contributors or someone to have a read of stuff I am up for it. Might be worth not saying anything to @Lord-Cockaparte as you would need a lot more storage!