Sex

DarkByD3sign

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One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight.
 

SCAR-H

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Lol Darky if you really did that i have new idol. :cool:

This is maybe little over thinking but i will never understand what makes women want waste all their money to expensive brand clothes or useless over prized crap like jewelry. This kind of behavior makes me just think woman is shallow dumbass barbie and freeloader bitch and thats total turnoff and losing of mutual respect. I dont think we have same views about relationship if woman expects i should buy everything to her (except sometimes for birthday or christmass or something like that). :p
 
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glenwilson

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Just lol, fell off my chair and now rotfcgu

My wife isn't clothes or shoes fussy - she just collects teddy bears (I gave up counting at 400) and books (about 1,500 - know because she has a better cataloguing system than many libraries). The good thing is I don't have to buy them for her (except if she wants a specific one for her birthday or Christmas).
 

ulthart

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hahaha good :) For women always have to be a gentleman. I'm always for her. On rainy days, I always keep an umbrella above it when she mentions the wheel in the car, let them know that I care about her :)