Robin's Crazy Stories....

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Robinlemon

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Overlord 42: Alpha-22 Prepare for takeoff
Overlord 42: Alpha-22 Visual clear
Overlord 42: Alpha-22 You are clear for takeoff
Overlord 42: Alpha 22 is airborne


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Overlord 42: Alpha 21 prepare for takeoff
Overlord 42: Alpha 21 pre-flight checks complete
Overlord 42: Alpha 21 You are clear for takeoff


Alpha 21: Overlord 42 Oil pressure: 43 bars, Engine status nominal

Overlord 42: Alpha 21 (-193 LON , 526.72 LAT)

Alpha 21: Roger that overlord 42, coordinates received
Alpha 21: Overlord 42, prepare for gun strafe, ETA 30s
Alpha 21: Overlord 42, HARM Missile #1 Deployed
Alpha 21: Overlord 42, enemy communications are down, preparing HARM 2 for Radar: 3512


Overlord 42: Alpha 21, (735 LAT, 732 LONG), Commence HARM #2; You have clearance to open

Alpha 21: Overlord 42, AZ 000.01, THDG 045.01

Overlord 42: Alpha 21, come in help at B

Alpha 21: Roger overlord air strike ETA 20s
Alpha 21: overlord 42 MAYDAY MAYDAY EJECT


Overlord 42: Beta 43, Tag down, complete the mission alone
Overlord 42 (to kernel sanders): Both jets down, looks like KFC is going to be taken
Overlord 42: prepare yourself with this SUAV


(Llama && Tous pull out SUAV out of nowhere)

Overlord 42: Friendly SSB picking up enemy code ROBIN on hill side

*BANG BANG*

Overlord 42: Kernel is incapacitated.

FGL: HAHA MOFO! KFC WILL BE SUPREME TERRORIST ORG! KFC WILL BE RENAMED TO RobinsChicken!

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F21: Roger Roger Status code Yankey oscar lemur oscar

LMA: Protocol YOLO confirmed, you have clearance to gunrun enemy territory

F21: A10 on route
F21: Pass successful
F21: Enemy hostiles down
F21: Pass two: success, one hostile confirmed
F21: Switching to GAU


LMA: F21 nice runs, BLR-21 north of your position.
LMA: F21 Multiple hostiles confirmed at B


F21: Strafing for third run, ETA 15s
F21: 30 GAU HOT
F21: MAYDAY MAYDAY WE ARE ON FIRE, EJECT EJECT


LMA: F21 Down, We need reinforcements.
LMA: Calling HL G-3, You're on the move to Bravo loci.


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HL3: Roger that LMA-B.
HL3: One hostile spotted
HL3: Requesting Gunner, too many hostiles for strafes


*BAM!*

HL3: That's one strong fucking pole.

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Some minor adjustments were in place to make the story flow better =)
Tell me what you think!

Special thanks to everyone for putting up with me when I do stuff like this!

'Are you ok?' - tous

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Sources:
[1]: Noobs R Us BF4 Stats - Chat Log - =NRU= Noobs R Us Nuthouse | All Maps Vote | Anticheat | KD >2.3
[2]: Noobs R Us BF4 Stats - Chat Log - =NRU= Noobs R Us Nuthouse | All Maps Vote | Anticheat | KD >2.3