lmao still in finish its brilliant loool discofeeling lmao
@teo only thinking at the calories to get ready lol i call it marathon, my wife quicky lol
@teo only thinking at the calories to get ready lol i call it marathon, my wife quicky lol
So a horse walks into a bar, the bar man says why the long face 
So a man walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out the front of his pants, the bar man says whats that the guy says i dont no but its driving me nuts :alien:
Whats pink and hangs out your trousers and stinks of piss ya granmar
So a man walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out the front of his pants, the bar man says whats that the guy says i dont no but its driving me nuts :alien:
Whats pink and hangs out your trousers and stinks of piss ya granmar
Lol mari if you pulled my trousers down you would say ffs wash the bloody python please : )))))))
And i would reply thats your job give it a good hard fast wash mari lmao
And i would reply thats your job give it a good hard fast wash mari lmao
Three boys are playing in sandbox. First boy says: "My mother has a big mouth. She can eat whole cookie at once."
"That's nothing", 2nd boy repplies, "My mother is able to eat a big muffin at once!".
3rd boy thinks and says: "Yesterday my mom and dad were in their bedroom and I heard my mom saying: 'Turn off the lamp and I put it to my mouth.' "
"That's nothing", 2nd boy repplies, "My mother is able to eat a big muffin at once!".
3rd boy thinks and says: "Yesterday my mom and dad were in their bedroom and I heard my mom saying: 'Turn off the lamp and I put it to my mouth.' "
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this can be a good excuse ,( chérie but i do not deceive you ,i am diet ).....lolwhen you having sex you burn calories same as you run 8km but who the fuck runs 8km in 30 seconds
1.What do you get when you cross a sheep with a Kangaroo!
A wooly jumper
2.What do you get when you cross a Mouse with an elephant
Bloody great holes in the skirting boards
A wooly jumper
2.What do you get when you cross a Mouse with an elephant
Bloody great holes in the skirting boards
Im at work bored out my brains hence why
Had the need to type some crap jokes and see who would complain......
Hehe!
Had the need to type some crap jokes and see who would complain......
Hehe!
So the media say GTA V will cause players to commit crime.
Bullshit, I've got the Coronation Street board game and I'm not a paedophile.
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It's not a recession until your internet is cut off and you have to masturbate to the woman in a red bikini on the Special K box.
Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Bullshit, I've got the Coronation Street board game and I'm not a paedophile.
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It's not a recession until your internet is cut off and you have to masturbate to the woman in a red bikini on the Special K box.
Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
I'm about three years into my relationship now and I've started to have erection difficulties.
My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what the problem is: She bought me some Viagra;
And I've bought her a treadmill.
My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what the problem is: She bought me some Viagra;
And I've bought her a treadmill.
lmao it "comes" to us all mate lol and im trying soooooooooooooooooooooo hard to keep the jokes mild but the old "blue coat" joke cant be far away lmao