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kyntteri69

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when you having sex you burn calories same as you run 8km but who the fuck runs 8km in 30 seconds :D
 

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and there is how to learn dance sry about language
only in finland ffs lmao
[video=youtube;wMAaBlcNy74]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMAaBlcNy74[/video]
 

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So a horse walks into a bar, the bar man says why the long face :p

So a man walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out the front of his pants, the bar man says whats that the guy says i dont no but its driving me nuts :alien:

Whats pink and hangs out your trousers and stinks of piss ya granmar :cool:
 

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Lol mari if you pulled my trousers down you would say ffs wash the bloody python please : )))))))

And i would reply thats your job give it a good hard fast wash mari lmao
 

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Three boys are playing in sandbox. First boy says: "My mother has a big mouth. She can eat whole cookie at once."

"That's nothing", 2nd boy repplies, "My mother is able to eat a big muffin at once!".

3rd boy thinks and says: "Yesterday my mom and dad were in their bedroom and I heard my mom saying: 'Turn off the lamp and I put it to my mouth.' "
 
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1.What do you get when you cross a sheep with a Kangaroo!

A wooly jumper ;)

2.What do you get when you cross a Mouse with an elephant

Bloody great holes in the skirting boards
 

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So the media say GTA V will cause players to commit crime.

Bullshit, I've got the Coronation Street board game and I'm not a paedophile.

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It's not a recession until your internet is cut off and you have to masturbate to the woman in a red bikini on the Special K box.


Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
 

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I'm about three years into my relationship now and I've started to have erection difficulties.

My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what the problem is: She bought me some Viagra;

And I've bought her a treadmill.