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As recorded in Grose‘s Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue (1788), reproduced at A Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue (1788)

In-game chat could be enlivened by some of these being used.

"Damn, just got killed by one of Laka's Cackling farts ( claymore)) "
"He has a high Jollynob shot kill ratio"
"Quick, hop the twig and get around blind cupid before that tank puts you in an eternity box and the driver T-bags you with his tallywags!"


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glenwilson said:
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These seem good value...

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The Day That Never Comes
Metallica

Born to push you around
Better just stay down
You pull away
He hits the flesh
You hit the ground
Mouth so full of lies
Tend to block your eyes
Just keep them closed
Keep praying
Just keep awaiting
Waiting for the one
The day that never comes
When they stand up and feel the warmth
But the sunshine never comes, no
No, the sunshine never comes
Push you cross that line
Just stay down this time
Hide in yourself
Crawl in yourself
You'll have your time
God, I'll make them pay
Take it back one day
I'll end this day
I'll splatter color on this grave
Waiting for the one
The day that never comes
When they stand up and…


...was just listening to that song while I read that forgotten name again.

hoply never again him.
 
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glenwilson said:
Schrodinger's rubbish skip.


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hahahaha this one is more confusing as it should be. but as someone who had to learn about schodinger's cat it buggers me how people think it is meant

schrodingers cat is not really death nor alive, no hes in a state called supper position where the definite outcome isnt sure unless its observed. in fact hes been death or alive all along but we only know if we observe it. this doesnt really apply to a cat in a box tho. but it does to particles in a quantum state.

the same misconseption goes with murpy's law where for example people say its murpy's law when you plug in a USB and you always get it wrong. but murpy's law simply implies that if there is something that can go wrong. i will go wrong, but it doesnt specify a time window. for example if you make a simple machine like two gears there is a possiblity the axel breal or a teeth snaps. it will hapen eventually

well i was rambeling on for way to long now. hope you like my little ramble :D
 
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I hope you guys like dark humor.

But you can count this as a funny sign

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Another example of dark humour.
Already excusing myself to our lovely neighbours to the North.
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(English: "here ends the european championship soccer")

Offcourse, we should congratulate you for the "yellow jersey" and "Win of the day" by Matthieu Van Der Poel and the win of Max Verstappen.

I don't want to cause a diplomatic incident between our countries.
 
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CapHunterx said:
I hope you guys like dark humor.

But you can count this as a funny sign

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What was on that sign? Translator only gave a shit
 
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Todays last kilometers were a real disgrace for such an organisation as "le tour".

I can understand some smaller cities want to be either start or finishing place, but this was ridiculous.
 
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