Funny signs & pics

[RIZLOID]

nope, this is not a one man submarine,
but close to...

an equipment worth may worth to hijack that freak^^

Maybe he is on a long diving holiday or lost hes flight ticket and swimming home

 

[glenwilson]

Well that surprised me! Countries (top 5) by land area - image - and below by population. Germany is 17th and UK 22nd. Thought I was quite good at geography but obviously out of touch! Same with elements of the periodic table - there seems to be a lot more elements now than when I was at school!

1

China[Note 2]​

1,394,380,000January 30, 201918.2%

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2

India[Note 3]​

1,342,820,000January 30, 201917.5%

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3

United States[Note 4]​

328,609,000January 30, 20194.28%

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4

Indonesia​

268,074,600July 1, 20183.49%

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5

Brazil​

210,181,000January 30, 20192.74%

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6

Pakistan​

203,511,000January 30, 20192.65%

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7

Nigeria​

193,392,517July 1, 20162.52%

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8

Bangladesh​

165,964,000January 30, 20192.16%

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9

Russia[Note 5]​

146,877,088​

 

[IceDiverTom]

There is one thing which keeps me off joking about...

 

[glenwilson]

Someone made a snow dalek. Was OK until it started melting and they neighbors became annoyed!

Just proves cactus are dicks.

 

[IceDiverTom]

ah not a dildo its a dalek ;-]

 

[lakaelo]

ah not a dildo its a dalek ;-]

i would say, they could work both in the same way... 🌡✏

 

[IceDiverTom]

a matter of size, but in general similar somehow.
oh my god, you also found out the new smilies^^

How to say the following ?

⚱ = oile orchid
= laka egg
??? = c4 cunt ^^
= glen

 

[glenwilson]

What amused me about this was that Florida went for “boats” (only Florida eh?) and Oklahoma going for Goth Hospital.

 

[glenwilson]

 

[RIZLOID]

I think that a lot of people like me who voted out of the EU never really expected the Uk to go out, it was more of a "F@ck Cameron and F@ck the politicians" type of vote. And now here we are and its all my fault .

 

[IceDiverTom]

What amused me about this was that Florida went for “boats” (only Florida eh?) and Oklahoma going for Goth Hospital.

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where is the german map ?

 

[glenwilson]

 

[General_Misery]

!!!

 

[Steffos666]

what? what did they originally mean? hike walk ?

edit: ah its actually another german mountain ^^

 

[lakaelo]

lmfao what a stupid idiot done this? lol you cant rename the mountan but you don´t need to call it a "wank pass" lol

 

[glenwilson]

Genuine flight track of a training flight in Australia. Link below for the original track.

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[IceDiverTom]

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well if you are fired from whatever there, a fine sens of humor ^^

 

[IceDiverTom]

Genuine flight track of a training flight in Australia. Link below for the original track.

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pointless...fighter pilots with unarmed weapons, no action - no satisfaction^^

 

[General_Misery]

Two dicks and "IM BORED" - what a pilot!

 

[IceDiverTom]

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Love how she thinks about it