bejeezous me spanner is slow

hock1809

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I having trouble with me spanner, it seems to take hours to fix anything. Am I doing something retarded with like holding it upside down? No, so why does it take me twice as long to fix stuff than anyone else? To add insult to injury some help SF type usual sneaks up and carves me a new a-hole with his knife while I m fannying about trying to fix the arty. Your usual helpful comments laced heavily with sarcasm are appreciated before the thread degenerates into the usual tits and porn discussion. Cheers Andy
 

genozide

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spanner? try a sledgehammer. faster, more fun, better noise, looks cool and if it don't work you know it's def beyond repair.
 

genozide

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Ah c'mon. give laka a chance to say something about viagra and problems or something..
 

Loeft1

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Sorry about this lot (and myself) Hock, but to be fair and OT its been a while for me on BF2 but I can't remember my spanner ever feeling slow...
What is your position towards the object, side, front back... And are you standing, crouched or prone trying to repair...
Also did you google your problem or look on EA forums... you never know what you might find...
We would help you if we could I'm sure but this is one I never heard off...
How is your overal gaming experience... are other things slow as well??
 

TheJmJ

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Or the thing what you tried was lagging? Check out his ping, and if something is wrong with it, tell it to fix it's ping.
 

hock1809

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thanks, everything else seems fine (or as good as it likely to get with a c*#p player like me). just find spanner works ok sometimes or other times it seems to have little or no effect. Was wondering if anyone else had experienced this, still its only a minor thing really compared to my overall appalling performance:p
 

fucoffhackers

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not spanner but guns are pretty useless sometimes ........ have i allready mentioned this ? :)
 

FortunaMagica

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I having trouble with me spanner, it seems to take hours to fix anything. Am I doing something retarded with like holding it upside down? No, so why does it take me twice as long to fix stuff than anyone else? To add insult to injury some help SF type usual sneaks up and carves me a new a-hole with his knife while I m fannying about trying to fix the arty. Your usual helpful comments laced heavily with sarcasm are appreciated before the thread degenerates into the usual tits and porn discussion. Cheers Andy

its prolly because your british mate ;-) X-D
 

hock1809

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UK H&S laws are such that before pulling out my "tool" I do have the fill out a full risk assessment and wait for to be approved by some little twerp who hasn t learnt to shave yet, coincidentally maybe that why I never had much luck with the ladies!! :p
 

fucoffhackers

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hi hock long time no see , maybe see you out there soon ...

hmm "no luck with the ladies"

i thought that was u and your missus in the avatar thingy :)

oh yes and the lag thing i suffer with sometimes .... amoungst everthing in this thread try a defrag of hard drive ?