I have just returned from an Elephant hunting holiday in Botswana to discover that my mate Billyhoo has been banned. I have seen the footage and I feel that the punishment did not fit the crime, a bit like using a hammer to crack a nut really. I understand that rules have to be adhered to and that Billyhoo is not the sharpest bayonette in the box but any admin that delivers in the first instance a perm ban has issues, what happened to a warning or a kick and a reminder of the broken rule, a stern bollocking would have put Billy back in his box and I am sure he would live the rest of his life in shame of his actions. I digress, I have to stand by Billy on this as I do not believe for 1 second that any other administrator would have reacted in such an immature manor, That said, a law was broken and if I am honest, I would also have killed any maggot that got in my way in the same way Billy did and saying this also makes me guilty of the same offence by proxy. I have spoken at length with Gunnery Sergeant Johnson and it is with heavy heart that I relieve him of all commander, squad leader and soldiering duties with immediate effect, this also includes donations and I have taken the responsibility of issuing Gny Sgt Johnson with a 72 day ban from NRU (to be reviewed on April 21)