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  • In 1994, a Tel Aviv a campaign was aimed at the city's bad drivers. The slogan? "Research proves aggressive drivers have small penises."
    Booooom...small penis was explode...change nothing ...only that penis was smaller like before
    In your youth you have the energy to make lousy decisions you regret on a Boozy Friday night. When you get old you wish you had the energy!
    "I've always wanted to try something new." "Do it." "What if I screw up?" "You'd make a new, screwed up thing no one ever has before!"
    Google is selling face recognition to the military. Amazon is selling face recognition to law enforcement. All powered by our selfies.
    He's making a list He's checking it twice He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the GDPR
    Could you all be a bit quiet today, please. My head is pounding after having a few to celebrate the footie result last night.
    You should never stop learning. Even us old farts still learn new stuff. But school was an awful experience for me.
    Bloke I knew worked on trucks. Rather than get in the cab to turn off the engne he would short the cables. Wasn’t the full picnic.
    Police arrested two kids. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
    camping is like a jumpsuit. at first, you’ve never felt freer but then you need to go to the bathroom & you’ve never felt more trapped
    One thing I read said 34 calories for watching TV but only 56 for sex. Watch TV for twice as long and save time by not needing a shower! :)
    Much to my surprise, that place called Pretty Kitty is not a pet store. My mum’s cat is now getting a bikini wax for Christmas.
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